1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early”.
26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.
38. You pay $100 for a book you don’t read once, return it four months later, and get $7.
49. You skip one class to write a paper for another.
56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.
77. Your professors speak English… as a second language.
89. Class size doubles on exam days.
100. It’s illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore.
110. You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule.
115. You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute… adds a little flair.

And with that, we start off the new year.

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